Like Dolly needs an introduction!

Big boobs, big hair, big accent. She’s also got some songwriting skills and some pipes, people. 

Dolly is a Tennessee girl and she loves her fried food like any Southern woman with some sass should. Before Beyonce and Madonna, Dolly made the move from singing diva to full fledged actress. If you haven’t seen Ms. Parton torturing her no-good bossman along with Jane Fonda and Lilly Tomlin in that 80s classic 9 To 5, you better get your ass to Red Box.

She’s a Fling Girl because she owns her choices, her persona, and her path. She never had kids and that’s quite all right. She’s a talented lady who doesn’t need an umbrella holder by her side. Bless her heart for that.

Check out Jolene – if you’ve never heard it your life is about to change! 


(Read these aloud in your best Southern accent!)


“I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.”


“If you don’t like the road you’re walking, pave another one.”

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