Gwen made her way to the U.S. from a tiny town in New Zealand that no one’s heard of and no one cares about in Los Angeles. She wore terry cloth tube tops and the boys she dated wore silky tracksuits and sported mullets, so guys who dig Ed Hardy and hair gel are a welcome change for Gwen.

She headed to Los Angeles with a photo of her mullet-headed boyfriend Johnny and actress-y dreams of becoming the next Angelina Jolie or J. Lo. Johnny broke up with Gwen by posting a photo of himself with his new girlfriend on her Facebook wall.

She’s Maggie’s new wing girl.

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